a glossary of egglish terms
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lucidiot gave me the idea to include a glossary of all the strange terms my friend Eggy and I use, since it’s become such a part of my vocabulary I forget it might not be something others are familiar with. 
so, as per his suggestion, here goes a glossary of as many terms as I could think of in what I will be calling “Egglish,” the shared language Eggy and I use. ꉂ(˃̤▿˂̤*ૢ)’`
ab・abdominal muscle, singular. Lalafell only have the one.
aboos [ɐbˈuːs]・abuse
adbenchur [ɐdˌo͡ʊbənt͡ʃˈɜːɹ]・adventure
angery [ˈæŋɡɚɹi]・angry, mad, upset
armies・arms
ass istance [ˈæs ˈɪstəns]・almost always split by a line break; assistance, help
bacc・back, as in “welcome bacc!” or “I’m bacc!”
-bols [bˈo͡ʊlz]・suffix, appended to someone respected’s name; ex: eggyeggbols.
bols [bˈo͡ʊlz]・balls. eyeballs, spheres, round objects.
bons [bˈɑːnz]・bones, the substance Eggy feeds on (specifically tol bons).
booli [bˈuːli], also bollie [bˈɑːli]・from ‘bully,’ playful joking or teasing between friends.
borgir [bˈoː͡ɹɡɪ͡ɹ]|borgar [bˈoː͡ɹɡɚ], also hamburder [hˈæmbɜːdɚ]・hamburger
brethren・used on its own or with a prefix, such as “egg brethren,” signifies one’s alliance with all of eggkind.
bunbois・male Viera
butt・but, ex: “I want to, butt I cannut be bothered.”
catboi・male Miqo’te.
catte [kˈæt]・cat, can refer to Miqo’te in general.
catmans・male Hrothgar
cat lad・Eggy’s catboy form.
choccy [t͡ʃˈɑːki]・hot chocolate/cocoa.
cofe [kˈo͡ʊfe͡ɪ]・coffee
consoom [kˈɑːnsˈuːm]・consume, to eat.
creacher [kɹˈiːt͡ʃɚ]・creature
cri [kɹˈa͡ɪ]・cry, sob
crimbinal [kɹˈɪmbɪnə͡l]・criminal; a crime, as in “this is criminal.”
crimes|crims [kɹˈɪmz]・mods for games, or heinous deeds, such as consooming brethren.
derplander・hyur (humanesque) midlander male player characters.
disk horse [dɪskhˈɔː͡ɹs]・discourse
donut [dˈo͡ʊnʌt]・do not, as in “donut worry!”
dunjon [dˈɑːnd͡ʒɑːn]・dungeon
dye jobbu [dˈa͡ɪ d͡ʒˈɑːbuː]・from Japanese 大丈夫 (daijoubu), meaning “ok/alright;” as in “everything will be dye jobbu.”
ebil [ˈiːbɪl]・evil
eep [ˈiːp]|eepy [ˈiːpi]・sleep, sleepy.
eggsactly・exactly
eggstremely・extremely
eggus [ˈɛɡəs] or [ˈɛɡuːz]・a nickname for Eggy.
esppesso [ɛspɪpˈɛso͡ʊ]・espresso, from a mispelling on a tshirt.
eyebol son [ˈa͡ɪbɑːl sˈʌn]・shalloweye minion from ffxiv, Eggy’s sons. deepeye and other variants are also called eyebol sons.
feesh [fˈiːʃ]・fish, also a nickname for our friend Trout.
fingees [fˈiːŋkiːz]・fingers
foobs [fˈuːbz]・food
frens [fɹˈɛnz]・friends, the homies!
frolic・to vibe, spending time doing whatever one wishes. ex: “take ur time I will frolic!”
fronds [fɹˈɑːndz]・friends
gomen nasorry [ɡˈo͡ʊmɛn nˈɑː sˈɑːɹi]・from Japanese, ごめんなさい (gomen nasai), “I’m sorry”
goomy [ɡˈuːmi]・our skeleton son from minecwap.
gud [ɡˈuːd]・good
halp poosh [hˈælp pˈuːʃ]・what a homie does when their homie is using the toilet.
hawawawawa [hˌɑːwˈɑːwˈɑːwˈɑːwˈɑː]・an exclamation of fluster.
hols [hˈo͡ʊlz]・holes, either in general, or referring to butthole/peehole. singular hol.
hol up [hˈo͡ʊl ˈʌp]・“hold up” as in “wait a minute…”
homies・veri gud frens
horni・lewd, from horny
inchresting [ˈɪnt͡ʃɹˈɛstɪŋ]・interesting. alt: centimetresting
jelly・jealous
leggies・legs
lob [lˈɑːb]|lobe [lˈo͡ʊb]・love
long egg・eggplant
marshmallow・the heaviest thing a Momo can lift, she is trying so hard.
melon・the heaviest thing an Egg can lift, a most impressive feat.
minecwap [mˈa͡ɪnkwˈæp]・minecraft
moar [mˈo͡ʊˈɑː͡ɹ]・more
momos・pronounced [mˈo͡ʊmo͡ʊz], a nickname for momo, sometimes used with the prefix “the,” as in “the momos.”
morbol son [mˈɔː͡ɹbo͡ʊl sˈʌn]・morbol enemies & minion in ffxiv.
nau|naow|nao [nˈa͡ʊ]・now, as in, immediately.
nappo [nˈæpo͡ʊ]・nap, to take a nap; ex: “I will go nappo!”
naur [nˈɑː͡ɹ]・no, as in “oh no!” which becomes “aur naur!”, from AUS English pronunciation.
nevar [nˈɛvɑː͡ɹ]・never
nut [nˈʌt]・not
oblong round・ovular or egg-shaped, a less perfect but still veri gud shape.
oblong weekend・a long weekend, such as one with a federal holiday before or after it so you get more than just the two days off in a row.
OoOooOOo00oooOO0oOo・on its own, it is a mystery, which is why it necessitates a label after, such as (balls), (orbs), or (eggs).
permissions・veri gud fruit.
persimmon・permission, as in “I give u persimmon to do…”
rock・a stone with an organic shape, not round, very displeasing.
roe mommies・female Roegadyn
round・the best shape, only surpassed by sphere.
sadge [sˈæd͡ʒ]・sad
sensitibu [sˈɛnsɪtˌɪbuː]・sensitive, soft of heart.
smol [smˈo͡ʊl]・on its own, a descriptor, as in “small,” but used in the plural (smols), it means Lalafell.
snacc [snˈæk]・sustenance, food, as in “snack.”
square・not as bad as trongle, but a displeasing shape nonetheless.
strem [stɹˈɛm]・stream
stronk [stɹˈɔŋk]|strongu [stɹˈɔŋɡuː]・strong
stucc [stˈʌk]・stuck, unable to move.
succ [sˈʌk]・to suck or draw inward, succor (Scholar healing spell).
sus [sˈʌs]・lewd, suspicious, vaguely horni.
sussy bussy [sˈʌsi bˈʌsi]・a person who is very sus; Triz.
tol [tˈo͡ʊl]・tall, as in not smol.
tol mans [tˈo͡ʊl mˈænz]・from “tall mans,” male Au Ra
trongle [tɹˈɔŋɡə͡l]・forbidden shape, the worst of them all.
upsetti [ʌpsˈɛdi]・upset, sad, angry. also: upsetti spaghetti. usually not serious, can be dismissive.
uwu [ˈuːwuː]・something sus, lewd, vaguely horni; can be used on its own to imply a sexual joke about whatever was said prior, much like “that’s what she said.”
veri [vˈɛɹi]・very
violins [vˈa͡ɪ͡ələnz]・violence
vuln snax|vuln snacks [vˈʌln snˈæks]・from vulnerability stacks, stacks of the vulnerability up debuff.
wao [wˈa͡ʊ]・wow, an exclamation of surprise, upset, or some other strong emotion.
webbed site・website
wen [wˈɛn]・when
wevenge|webenge [wˈɛbɛnd͡ʒ]・revenge
ya [jˈɐ]|ye [jˈiː]・an exclamation in the affirmative, yes.
yolk tears・what leaks from Eggu’s eyebols when she sobs.