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retrospring questionnaire

now playing – HOT TO GO! by Chappell Roan

in honor of reaching the 1000 answer milestone on my retrospring before its shutdown next year, I will now be answering all of the retrospring default questions! Prepare yourself to know entirely too much useless information about me!!

Are you afraid of going outside at night?
I am a woman, so yes.
Are you afraid of the dark?
not as much anymore, but I used to be terrified of the dark.
Are you religious?
I was raised southern baptist but I think organized religion, especially judeo-christian belief systems, are poison that is holding the human race back and we should eliminate it. but if you’re religious and you like being religious, then I’m happy for you. I just don’t think it’s good for humanity.
Can you cook?
yes and I do when I feel well enough to!
Can you dance?
anyone can dance if they’re not a coward. (not well, no)
Can you draw?
I’d call it more like doodling, but yeah I draw some.
Can you play any sports?
I used to really enjoy badminton in PE, but as a rule I don’t really enjoy sports.
Can you play baseball?
I’ve played it before but I’m not very good.
Can you play the guitar?
I can form some chords, but my hands are very small which make playing difficult (a standard guitar neck is too thick for me to comfortably form chords).
Can you play the piano?
Not even a tiny bit. I can figure out melodies I guess? but playing actual songs? no.
Can you play the saxophone?
I’ve never tried it.
Can you play the trumpet?
I started out playing trumpet in band, even though I wanted to play oboe. My mom played trumpet in school band, so that’s what I had to start with. But I haven’t played in years and I don’t like the instrument.
Can you ski?
Skiing is so stupid dangerous, you couldn’t pay me money to ski.
Can you speak a foreign language?
ja, ich kann etwas Deutsch sprechen. ちょっと日本語ができる～！
Can you swim?
yeah, I used to swim a ton but I haven’t in years.
Can you yodel?
is this a thing people struggle with? yeah I can yodel.
Do you have a nickname?
most people call me by my full first name (which I am not a super fan of), so I usually go by nicknames online. Only my partner really calls me by any nicknames irl.
Do you have any siblings?
I have a brother and a sister, both younger than me.
Do you have any pets?
Not currently, but I had a baby dog for 11 years. She passed away last October (2023).
Do you like muffins?
yeah, muffins are tasty! lemon poppyseed are my fave.
Do you like social networks?
as a rule, not particularly, but I’ve had good experiences with the fediverse and alternative sns.
Do you like the place where you live?
No. I’d love to move overseas.
Do you like to travel?
I absolutely loathe flying and driving, so I’m gonna go with no. If I could travel entirely by train I’d probably enjoy it a lot more.
Do you like to sing out loud when no one else is around?
I am always singing when I’m alone.
Do you prefer to browse the internet on your phone, computer, or another device?
computer is what I’ve used the longest, so it’s the most comfortable imo. my phone’s touchscreen likes to go insane and randomly register a bunch of clicks/taps all at once and that makes using my phone an infuriating experience. (hey apple: fix your dogshit touchscreens please, your products are too expensive to be getting away with this).
Do you prefer to live in a house or a flat?
I hate stairs, but I much prefer the privacy of a house to an apartment (I assume that is what is meant by flat).
Do you prefer to take baths or showers?
Baths are very relaxing but I still feel cleaner after a shower…I guess a shower followed by a long bath/soak would be ideal.
Do you prefer to watch movies or read books?
I honestly have had trouble getting into any new books lately, and I struggle with paying attention to movies, so I prefer reading books.
Do you recycle?
I live in a country that is actively hostile to recycling so due to the extra effort involved, I do not. If it was easier for me to recycle I would do it. I try to reduce & reuse to compensate for this.
Do you think that late is better than never?
Yes.
Do you want more friends?
I like meeting new people/making new friends, but I’m also fine with the amount of friends I have currently.
Do you want more money?
As long as I am forced to exist under capitalism I will always want more money bc more money means more freedom under this system.
Do you want more things than you need?
If I had them I’d give them away, so no, I don’t have a desire to have more than I need. Enough would be great.
Do you want old times back?
There are some things that I am nostalgic for (old friends I’ve lost touch with, for example), but as a rule I would rather focus on the present & future than to live in the past. Also most of my old experiences are bad, so no, I’m good with staying in the right now.
Do you want to know more about history?
I know enough to be severely disappointed in humanity, but I’m not opposed to knowing more. We cannot learn from our mistakes if we are unaware of them.
Do you want to know more about new inventions?
Unless they’re widely available and are going to benefit people directly, then I’m good. Let the billionaires waste their time on this earth with their silly inventions.
Do you want to know more about your future?
Kind of? I mean, I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t curious, but like…I worry that knowing my future would not be good for my mental health, so I’ll say no, with the understanding that I am curious.
Do you want to know more about your relatives?
No, I’m not concerned with their lives.
Do your friends know much/too much about you?
Maybe? Idk I feel like I’m an open book but people are always saying they don’t know much about me? or don’t feel close to me? idk man, people are confusing, and I have issues opening up.
Do your friends know much/too much about your family?
They know what they need to know.
Do your friends know much/too much about your friends?
I’m open about who I’m friends with? so I guess?
Do your friends know much/too much about your hobbies?
My closest friends do, but most people I meet aren’t into them so I don’t talk about my hobbies much.
Do your friends know much/too much about your life?
Again, I think I’m an open book on this. I tend to take “how are you” type questions literally and will talk about almost anything if asked.
Do your friends like muffins?
I can’t think of any who dislike them.
Do your friends like social networks?
Most of them have traditional sns accounts, so I’ll go with yes?
Do your friends like video games?
Most of my friends I made from playing video games so I’ll say yes.
Do your friends like the way you are?
I have no idea; you’d have to ask them. I assume so though, since we are friends?
Have you ever been caught cheating?
No.
Have you ever been caught doing things you shouldn’t do?
I’m sure my parents caught me doing something they didn’t want me to do but I don’t really remember tbh.
Have you ever been mistaken for someone else?
Not mistaken, but I’ve been told I look like someone else before.
Have you ever been to Australia?
(51-72 all have the same answer, so please keep scrolling to see my response!)
Have you ever been to Austria?
Have you ever been to Brazil?
Have you ever been to Bulgaria?
Have you ever been to China?
Have you ever been to Czechia?
Have you ever been to Finland?
Have you ever been to France?
Have you ever been to Germany?
Have you ever been to Italy?
Have you ever been to Japan?
Have you ever been to Mexico?
Have you ever been to Monaco?
Have you ever been to Norway?
Have you ever been to Poland?
Have you ever been to Slovakia?
Have you ever been to Slovenia?
Have you ever been to Sweden?
Have you ever been to Switzerland?
Have you ever been to Ukraine?
Have you ever been to Venezuela?
Have you ever been to the United Kingdom?
No, I’ve never been outside of my home country. I have friends in some of these countries (France, Brazil, Japan) that I’d love to go visit someday though!
Have you ever been to the USA?
I was born here and I hate it here.
Have you ever listened to classical music?
yes! I like Chopin, Satie, and Beethoven the most.
Have you ever listened to drum and bass?
yeah, but I couldn’t tell you the names of anything tbh.
Have you ever listened to dubstep?
yeah, I remember when bronies were doing hella dubstep and I was around for the skrillex boom.
Have you ever listened to frenchcore?
I don’t know what that is, so I’ll assume I have not heard any.
Have you ever listened to hardstyle?
like gabber? yeah.
Have you ever listened to J-pop?
since 1999; I love J-pop.
Have you ever listened to K-pop?
off and on since 2003 or so, beginning with BoA. I’m way more into it these days than I used to be.
Have you ever listened to metal?
my dad raised me on black sabbath, so yeah.
Have you ever listened to music from the 50’s?
yeah
Have you ever listened to music from the 60’s?
yeah, I was pretty into counterculture stuff in middle school.
Have you ever listened to music from the 70’s?
I love disco, so yes.
Have you ever listened to music from the 80’s?
I lived through the 80’s so yes.
Have you ever listened to music from the 90’s?
I grew up in the 90’s so yeah.
Have you ever listened to nightcore?
Rockefeller Street still goes hard af.
Have you ever listened to punk rock?
I love the Dead Kennedys.
Have you ever listened to trance?
yeah, especially in the early 2000’s.
Have you ever listened to vaporwave?
yeah, a ton. I really like that Floral Shoppe album by Macintosh Plus.
Have you ever pet a bat?
yeah, in elementary school we got to visit a children’s museum and they had bats there that we were allowed to interact with. I got to feed a fruit bat. >:3 they’re very cute!
Have you ever pet a bnuuy?
yeah, I used to go to the local pet store just to pet bnnuys when I was sad.
Have you ever pet a bunny?
what’s the difference between bnnuy and bunny? D: same answer as above I guess.
Have you ever pet a cat?
yeah, cats are cute and deserve my affection.
Have you ever pet a coyote?
no, thankfully I’ve never even seen a coyote irl.
Have you ever pet a dog?
as a dog parent for 11 years, I would be remiss if I had never pet a dog smh.
Have you ever pet a dragon?
does Lian count?
Have you ever pet a ferret?
yes, and my hand smelled bad for a few days afterward no matter how much I scrubbed it ;w;
Have you ever pet a fox?
no, I’ve never seen a fox irl.
Have you ever pet a horse?
I used to pet and feed the horses in the field I used to walk past on my way to & from school when I lived in Minnesota. Horses are great.
Have you ever pet a hyena?
nope, I’d be too afraid to. I’ve seen one at a zoo though.
Have you ever pet a lion?
absolutely fucking not; I am not trying to get mauled.
Have you ever pet a lizard?
yeah, they feel kinda gross though.
Have you ever pet a marten?
I had to look up what this was. I have not, but they’re cute as heck, and I would pet one given the opportunity.
Have you ever pet a mouse?
yeah, but their tails gross me out D:
Have you ever pet a shark?
only blåhaj, but I wanna feel the smooth skin of the aquatic kind. >:3
Have you ever pet a wolf?
no, I am not trying to lose my fuckin hand.
Have you ever pet an opossum?
I almost did once by accident while feeding some stray cats bc I didn’t realize a possum had snuck in with the cats, but I got spooked and ran inside.
Have you ever pet an otter?
yeah, we visited an aquatic sanctuary/otter rescue in middle school and I got to pet one! they’re mad cute and I love them :D
Have you ever pet an owl?
yeah I’m pretty sure I have at one of those renaissance fair owl/falconer exhibits.
Have you ever ridden a horse?
my partner bought us an afternoon of horseback riding for valentine’s day in 2014. it was awesome, highly recommend it.
Have you ever written a love letter?
yes.
Have you ever written code?
yeah, some here and there.
Have you ever written in Japanese?
yeah, kanji is hard.
How fast are you?
I’m slow as fuck boye
How fast is your internet connection?
320 mbps as per fast.com.
How has your day been?
I have shingles, and I am itchy and tired. It’s been alright though.
How often do you cook?
not as often as I’d like.
How often do you eat food not prepared by yourself?
at least once a week.
How often do you iron your clothes?
I bought an iron just for sewing. I never press clothes outside of sewing them.
How often do you take selfies?
I don’t love how I look all the time so I don’t take them unless I feel VERY cute (rare).
How often do you use condiments?
depends on the food. if it’s bland american food then I can’t really eat without condiments.
How many followers is too many?
idk like 300?
How old are you?
38
What activities do you enjoy the most?
cooking, gaming, writing
What apps do you use daily?
on my phone: firefox, discord, monal
on my pc: firefox, discord, gajim, vscodium, steam
What do you do for a living?
I am a profeshunul cutie pie ☆⌒(ゝڡ ∂)
What do you do for fun?
keep in touch with friends online, play video games, crochet if my hands will allow it, journal
What do you do on the weekend?
spend time with my partner
What do you like more, dogs or cats?
I like both a lot but I like dogs a little more.
What do you like more, shower or bath?
baths are more relaxing.
What do you like more, tea or coffee?
tea has such a wide variety I want to answer tea, but I think I actually like coffee more D:
What do you think about Bad Dragon?
everything i know about this company I have learned against my will, but uh…good for them?
What do you think about cats?
I worry about toxoplasmosis, and they can kind of be jerks sometimes, but I think most cats are very sweet and I like how soft and fluffy they are ^w^
What do you think about coyotes?
Coyotes are tricksters in Native American folklore; other than that all I really know about coyotes is about them hurting/killing livestock. I’d be scared if I saw one irl. But we should maybe stop infringing on their territory; they’d probably leave livestock alone if they still had their natural habitat.
What do you think about dogs?
12/10 sweeties, but people would do well to train their dogs more.
What do you think about dragons?
lizards are cool, and lizards of that size seem terrifying. I think the Chinese lung dragons look really neat, but the idea of a dragon being real seems pretty scary. Especially if they can actually breathe fire.
What do you think about “fact” accounts?
seems like a not very good way to get your facts; they don’t source anything. a waste of time.
What do you think about foxes?
cuties!!!
What do you think about lizards?
they intimidate me, as all reptiles do. their movements are unpredictable, so they make me nervous.
What do you think about raccoons?
they’re cute as hecc and every time i think about that video where a raccoon is washing his cotton candy I cry a little.
What do you think about society?
we sure do live in one. in all seriousness I think society is really imbalanced and we should restructure it to be more egalitarian.
What do you think about surveillance?
I mean, I get why governments feel it is necessary, but I don’t think the crime prevented bc of it is necessarily worth the invasion of privacy. it feels gross to know my every move online is being recorded. I don’t like it.
What do you think about the Internet?
I miss when you had to know how to use a computer to be able to access the internet. Dumbing it down for the average user has made the internet worse. I used to be able to find information on it, now it’s all bloated with fucking ads. I hate this. I want web 1.0 back.
What do you usually do when you’re bored?
watch something on youtube or play a game.
What do you usually have for breakfast?
a cofe and a bowl of chocolate cereal.
What habit do you really find cute in a person?
gushing about special interests.
What is heavier: a kilogram of steel, or a kilogram of feathers?
they’re both a kilogram. they weigh the same.
What is one thing you would like to become better at?
singing. I get told I’m good at it now but I want to be better.
What is the best & worst fast food chain?
best one is probably panda express, their food is the healthiest of what’s available in fast food. the worst is probably long john silver’s. their seafood is bland and tasteless.
what is the best/worst thing about society?
best thing: community & mutual aid
worst thing: herd/mob mentality
What is the best/worst thing about the Internet?
best thing: the entirety of human knowledge at your fingertips
worst thing: everyone is on the internet, even grifters and stupid people.
What is the best/worst thing about your country?
best: freedom of religion ig?
worst: fascism on the rise, crumbling infrastructure, massive wealth inequality; pick one, there’s plenty to choose from.
What is the best/worst thing about your favourite book?
best: very likely the greatest epic fantasy ever written.
worst: technically a children’s book and therefore not taken seriously by adults.
What is the best/worst thing about your favourite movie?
best: it’s a surrealist masterpiece
worst: it’s attached to a tv show, so getting people to watch it I have to get them into the show as well, and that’s a harder sell than just a film.
What’s the best/worst thing about your favourite series?
best: it’s a surrealist masterpiece
worst: it doesn’t spoon-feed you so most people don’t bother looking at it closer and just write it off as “weird and confusing.”
What’s the best/worst thing about your hometown?
best: walkable, easy to get around
worst: tiny, out in the middle of fucking nowhere.
What’s the best/worst thing ever?
best: quiet rainy days
worst: capitalism
What’s the best/worst thing one can do if they’re bored?
best: listen to music or be alone with your thoughts for a while
worst: rely on other people to entertain you or fall into a depressive spiral
What’s the best/worst way to prepare and eat eggs?
political answer: I don’t eat eggs bc I am not trying to make Tiny Eggy afraid of me and I am a fren to all egg brethrens. that being said:
best: broiled in a tiny dish with some cream, butter, and fresh herbs (dill, basil, salt & pepper)
worst: poached or raw
What is your dream job?
not having to work for a living, universal basic income. if I must though, I guess professional creative? idk how to answer this;;
What is your favourite activity?
listening to music and singing along
What is your favourite animal?
hoffman’s two-toed sloth
What is your favourite beverage?
Thai milk tea
What is your favourite board game?
I haven’t played a ton, but Settlers of Catan is pretty fun.
What is your favourite book series?
before the show ended I might have said A Song of Ice and Fire (aka Game of Thrones) but I really fucking hate how it ended and am no longer looking forward to the (supposedly) forthcoming books, so I guess that means it’s Laurell K. Hamilton’s Anita Blake series? even though I stopped reading around Incubus Dreams because the smut had become the main focus of the books and I wasn’t as interested in that so much as the world she’d built up until this point. Honestly, if I’m being real, the series peaked at Obsidian Butterfly and it’s been downhill ever since imo.
What is your favourite console?
Nintendo Switch, I love that I can sit comfortably and game instead of hunched over shrimpin 🍤
What is your favourite food?
tiramisu, next question
What is your favourite Internet browser?
Netscape Navigator; I miss her. or maybe the netscape-era Opera browser. Currently I use Firefox, but Pale Moon was nice too I guess.
What is your favourite language?
Japanese. I love how many words for concepts that don’t really exist in English there are. Also, it sounds beautiful.
What is your favourite name?
probably Lilith.
What is your favourite number?
I don’t super have an attachment to any numbers but I guess 23 is good.
What is your favourite piece of music?
Gymnopedies by Erik Satie.
What is your favourite programming language?
is JSON a programming language? bc that’s the thing I’m best at. but I guess ruby?
edit: i have been informed json is NOT a language lmao
What is your favourite season?
late autumn, right when winter is beginning but it’s not full-blown winter yet.
What is your favourite snack?
jalapeno cheddar cheetos
What is your favourite sports team?
I don’t give a single flying fuck about sports.
What is your favourite text editor?
I want to like vim but my muscle memory isn’t there yet, so I will say VSCodium or Sublime Text 3.
What is your favourite type of cheese?
asiago: it’s flavourful, delicious, not too sharp, not too mild, and is interesting. it’s good hot, melted, baked into stuff…it’s the perfect cheese. a close second is champignon brie, the kind with mushrooms in it, but it’s not versatile enough imo.
What is your favourite video game?
yume nikki
What is your favourite way to eat a potato?
twice-baked, but mash is a close second
What is your favourite website?
that is so difficult wthecc…idk I’m really liking lost letters lately; their aesthetic is so good and the type of content they have on their website gave me a lot of ideas for what I want to do with this website, so I really admire & look up to them/their work.
What is your first memory?
I’m like…months old maybe? I’m on my back, bundled up in snow gear, and it’s snowing outside. My parents are sliding me across the parking lot to each other and I am giggling so hard I feel like I’m gonna pee my pants. It makes me dizzy, but I don’t mind because I’m having the most fun. There is not an ounce of tension in my body, I just feel free.
What kind of animals do you have?
none right now, but I had a dog until last year. she died.
What languages do you know?
enough to carry a conversation in? English, Japanese, and German.
What was the best day of your life like?
I don’t remember how most of it went, I think I had a bad day up until this point, but my (at the time) boyfriend that I lived with asked me to walk with him to the beach near our house. It was close to Christmastime and his mom was visiting us and it was really stressing me out, not to mention the tension of having to go to family gatherings, and I was really not feeling very well. It was late afternoon, the golden hour, and it was low tide, so the water had receded and the beach was muddy. The sky was a hazy shade of winter, and the leaves and grass were all brown and dead. I remember thinking about how beautiful it was, and walking with him quietly hand-in-hand, feeling like I was gonna cry. When we arrived at the beach, he took my hand and said some words to me, and as he was talking, he got down on one knee and asked me to marry him.
What was the best/worst thing you’ve eaten so far?
best: bibimbap from this little local Korean place that doesn’t exist anymore.
worst: black eyed peas
What was the last concert you’ve been to?
my friend’s band had a show at a bar downtown, it would’ve been like…back in 2011?
What was the last song you listened to on repeat?
Casual by Chappell Roan
What was the last thing you ate?
a handful of mixed nuts
What was the last thing you bought?
a protein treatment for my hair & some curl cream
What was the last thing you did?
working on this lmao
What was the last thing you looked for?
a tiny sample vial of Hanae Mori perfume in my vanity (I think it’s HM but I don’t fucking remember and I cannot find it ;w;)
What was your favorite song as a kid?
Part of Your World from Disney’s The Little Mermaid (1991)
What was your favorite song from a few weeks ago?
Birdhouse in Your Soul by They Might Be Giants
What would you do if you had one billion euros?
fix as many problems in the world as I could.
What would you do if you had one one million euros?
move my family to the EU or Japan.
What would you do if you had the ability to fly?
visit wherever I wanted whenever I wanted.
What would you do if you were a dragon?
idk probably die, I don’t think I’d super enjoy being a dragon? I’d try and figure it out I guess, because I don’t actually wanna die.
What would you do if you woke up with some drawings in your face?
really wonder wtf happened, who broke into my house, did they take anything?
What would you do if you woke up with someone else next to you?
panic and then cry, in that order.
Which food do you hate?
beans or gelatin, they’re both fuckin awful
Which food do you love?
tiramisu, sweets, pastry, creme cornets, cheese, ice cream, anything with coffee
Who is the most famous person you have met?
probably George Lowe?
Who is your favorite Retrospring user?
prolly the best friend I made on rs, lucidiot.
Who is your favorite actor?
aaaaa this is hard D: Kyle MacLachlan ig
Who is your favorite artist?
Vincent van Gogh
Who is your favorite comedian?
Fern Brady
Who is your favorite musician?
god, that is impossibly difficult…I’ll say Björk.
Why do people climb mountains?
they don’t have enough real hardship in their lives ig
Why do printers never work when you need them?
because how often do you really need to print smth out? plenty of time for smth to go wrong from last time you used it. this is what libraries are for smh
Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
so true bestie
Would you buy a cheese flavoured bubble gum?
depends on the cheese. but yes
Would you eat a cactus?
like nopales? I’d try it. if I had to like bite into one raw, like with the spines on still, then probably not.
Would you rather be the best player on a horrible team or the worst player on a great team?
best player on a horrible team; I cannot handle the pressure of knowing I am a massive let-down to my teammates. also if I’m the best, I can teach others to be better and possibly turn the team into a good one!
Would you rather live in a city or in the countryside?
I love how walkable and accessible cities are, and for that reason alone I’d say city. Even though at heart I long for the countryside. Assuming I could have access to everything I needed, countryside tbh. but realistically? city.
Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?
leg. I use my hands for basically everything I enjoy and if I lost one of them I’d really struggle with that. I’ve already lost a lot of control over my hands due to disease progression and have really struggled with that mentally, so I know if I lost a hand entirely I’d be devastated for a while.

published: 2024.09.12
by mana