a glossary of egglish terms

published: 2024.05.08
tagged: girlblogging
by mana

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lucidiot gave me the idea to include a glossary of all the strange terms my friend Eggy and I use, since it’s become such a part of my vocabulary I forget it might not be something others are familiar with. giggle so, as per his suggestion, here goes a glossary of as many terms as I could think of in what I will be calling “Egglish,” the shared language Eggy and I use. ꉂ(˃̤▿˂̤*ૢ)’` many of these terms are final fantasy xiv-centric because Egg and I met playing ffxiv. x3

ab
abdominal muscle, singular. Lalafell only have the one.
aboos [ɐbˈuːs]
abuse
adbenchur [ɐdˌo͡ʊbənt͡ʃˈɜːɹ]
adventure
angery [ˈæŋɡɚɹi]
angry, mad, upset
armies
arms
ass　istance [ˈæs ˈɪstəns]
almost always split by a line break; assistance, help
bacc
back, as in "welcome bacc!" or "I'm bacc!"
-bols [bˈo͡ʊlz]
suffix, appended to someone respected's name; ex: eggyeggbols.
bols [bˈo͡ʊlz]
balls. eyeballs, spheres, round objects.
bons [bˈɑːnz]
bones, the substance Eggy feeds on (specifically tol bons).
booli [bˈuːli] | bollie [bˈɑːli]
from 'bully,' playful joking or teasing between friends.
borgir [bˈoː͡ɹɡɪ͡ɹ] | borgar [bˈoː͡ɹɡɚ] | hamburder [hˈæmbɜːdɚ]
hamburger
brethren
used on its own or with a prefix, such as "egg brethren," signifies one's alliance with all of eggkind.
bunbois
male Viera
butt
but, however; ex: "I want to, butt I cannut be bothered."
catboi
male Miqo'te.
catte [kˈæt]
cat, can refer to Miqo'te in general.
cat lad
Eggy's catboy form.
catmans
male Hrothgar
catwomans | cat mommies
female Hrothgar
choccy [t͡ʃˈɑːki]
hot chocolate/cocoa.
cofe [kˈo͡ʊfe͡ɪ]
coffee
consoom [kˈɑːnsˈuːm]
consume, to eat.
creacher [kɹˈiːt͡ʃɚ]
creature
cri [kɹˈa͡ɪ]
cry, sob
crimbinal [kɹˈɪmbɪnə͡l]
criminal; a crime, as in "this is criminal."
crimes | crims [kɹˈɪmz]
mods for games, or heinous deeds, such as consooming brethren.
derplander
hyur (humanesque) midlander male player characters.
disk horse [dɪskhˈɔː͡ɹs]
discourse
donut [dˈo͡ʊnʌt]
do not, as in "donut worry!"
dunjon [dˈɑːnd͡ʒɑːn]
dungeon
dye jobbu [dˈa͡ɪ d͡ʒˈɑːbuː]
from Japanese 大丈夫 (daijoubu), meaning "ok/alright;" as in "everything will be dye jobbu."
ebil [ˈiːbɪl]
evil
eep [ˈiːp] | eepy [ˈiːpi]
sleep, sleepy.
eggsactly
exactly
eggstremely
extremely
eggus [ˈɛɡəs] | [ˈɛɡuːz]
a nickname for Eggy.
esppesso [ɛspɪpˈɛso͡ʊ]
espresso, from a mispelling on a tshirt.
eyebol son [ˈa͡ɪbɑːl sˈʌn]
shalloweye minion from ffxiv, Eggy's sons. deepeye and other variants are also called eyebol sons.
feesh [fˈiːʃ]
fish, also a nickname for our friend Trout.
fingees [fˈiːŋkiːz]
fingers
foobs [fˈuːbz]
food
frens [fɹˈɛnz]
friends, the homies!
frolic | frolick
to vibe, spending time doing whatever one wishes. ex: "take ur time I will frolic!"
fronds [fɹˈɑːndz]
friends
gomen nasorry [ɡˈo͡ʊmɛn nˈɑː sˈɑːɹi]
from Japanese, ごめんなさい (gomen nasai), "I'm sorry"
goomy [ɡˈuːmi]
our skeleton son from minecwap.
gud [ɡˈuːd]
good
halp poosh [hˈælp pˈuːʃ]
what a homie does when their homie is using the toilet.
hawawawawa [hˌɑːwˈɑːwˈɑːwˈɑːwˈɑː]
an exclamation of fluster.
hols [hˈo͡ʊlz]
holes, either in general, or referring to butthole/peehole. singular hol.
hol up [hˈo͡ʊl ˈʌp]
"hold up" as in "wait a minute..."
homies
veri gud frens
horni
lewd, from horny
inchresting [ˈɪnt͡ʃɹˈɛstɪŋ]
interesting. alt: centimetresting
jelly
jealous
leggies
legs
lob [lˈɑːb] | lobe [lˈo͡ʊb]
love
long egg | long eggson
eggplant
marshmallow
the heaviest thing a Momo can lift, she is trying so hard.
melon
the heaviest thing an Egg can lift, a most impressive feat.
minecwap [mˈa͡ɪnkwˈæp]
minecraft
moar [mˈo͡ʊˈɑː͡ɹ]
more
momos [mˈo͡ʊmo͡ʊz]
a nickname for momo, sometimes used with the prefix "the," as in "the momos."
morbol son [mˈɔː͡ɹbo͡ʊl sˈʌn]
morbol enemies & minion in ffxiv.
nau | naow | nao [nˈa͡ʊ]
now, as in, immediately.
nappo [nˈæpo͡ʊ]
nap, to take a nap; ex: "I will go nappo!"
naur [nˈɑː͡ɹ]
no, as in "oh no!" which becomes "aur naur!", from AUS English pronunciation.
nevar [nˈɛvɑː͡ɹ]
never
nut [nˈʌt]
not
oblong round
ovular or egg-shaped, a less perfect but still veri gud shape.
oblong weekend
a long weekend, such as one with a federal holiday before or after it so you get more than just the two days off in a row.
OoOooOOo00oooOO0oOo
on its own, it is a mystery, which is why it necessitates a label after, such as (balls), (orbs), or (eggs).
permissions
veri gud fruit.
persimmon
permission, as in "I give u persimmon to do..."
rock
a stone with an organic shape, not round, very displeasing.
roe mommies
female roegadyn
round
the best shape, only surpassed by sphere.
sadge [sˈæd͡ʒ]
sad
sensitibu [sˈɛnsɪtˌɪbuː]
sensitive, soft of heart.
smol [smˈo͡ʊl]
on its own, a descriptor, as in "small," but used in the plural (smols), it means Lalafell.
snacc [snˈæk]
sustenance, food, as in "snack."
square
not as bad as trongle, but a displeasing shape nonetheless.
strem [stɹˈɛm]
stream
stronk [stɹˈɔŋk] | strongu [stɹˈɔŋɡuː] | strongku [stɹˈɔŋkɡuː]
strong
stucc [stˈʌk]
stuck, unable to move.
succ [sˈʌk]
to suck or draw inward, succor (Scholar healing spell).
sus [sˈʌs]
lewd, suspicious, vaguely horni.
sussy bussy [sˈʌsi bˈʌsi]
a person who is very sus; Triz.
tol [tˈo͡ʊl]
tall, as in not smol.
tol mans [tˈo͡ʊl mˈænz]
from "tall mans," male Au Ra
trongle [tɹˈɔŋɡə͡l]
forbidden shape, the worst of them all.
upsetti [ʌpsˈɛdi]
upset, sad, angry. also: upsetti spaghetti. usually not serious, can be dismissive.
uwu [ˈuːwuː]
something sus, lewd, vaguely horni; can be used on its own to imply a sexual joke about whatever was said prior, much like "that's what she said."
veri [vˈɛɹi]
very
violins [vˈa͡ɪ͡ələnz]
violence
vuln snax | vuln snacks [vˈʌln snˈæks]
from vulnerability stacks, stacks of the vulnerability up debuff.
wao [wˈa͡ʊ]
wow, an exclamation of surprise, upset, or some other strong emotion.
webbed site
website
wen [wˈɛn]
when
wevenge | webenge [wˈɛbɛnd͡ʒ]
revenge
ya [jˈɐ] | ye [jˈiː]
an exclamation in the affirmative, yes.
yolk tears
what leaks from Eggu's eyebols when she sobs.